Fun with labels

I don't know what it is lately, but I've been noticing the verbiage on labels. It's really strange in some instances.

Allow me to share.

First example is from a can of chili. Here we have a pet wolf named Kaiser Bill who guards the recipe. What the...?


Next up is the back of a box of toddler bath mitts. I particularly like step 5, where you're reminded to rinse your toddler and dispose of the mitt. Who comes up with this stuff? And I guess the more pertinent question: why do they have to include rinsing your child in the instructions? This is a bath product, after all.


And the last two are from a bag of sunflower seeds.

First we have my new motto:


And from the back of the bag, apparently eating seeds is some type of enlightening snack experience now. It's a SNACKTIVITY.


And that concludes my tour of labels from the grocery store yesterday.